Wednesday, 25 April 2012

(matt) newton's third law of motion

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. When you hit someone, lovely, the police will be called. Especially now you're Australia's answer to Charlie Sheen.
Matt, pet, should the court let you off, get off the booze, get on the meds and get home to Australia. There's bound to be another Underbelly. Or you could be Nina's half-brother twice removed in Offspring.
Patti, get off the soapbox, get on a plane and go bring your boy home. There's bound to be another incident. He needs his mum.
As for ol Moonface: just smile and wave, Bert, smile and wave.

No comments:

Post a Comment